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Zach Helfand

Zach Helfand is a staff writer at The New Yorker .

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8 picks · 2021–2024

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Ear Injuries Through History
dept. of close calls ·

When a bullet wounded Donald Trump’s ear at a recent rally, the former President joined a long list of historical and literary precedents, from Evander Holyfield to Hamlet’s father, Zach Helfand writes.

At the Ballpark: I See London, I See France!
at bat ·

Fashion experts weigh in on Major League Baseball’s new inadvertently see-through uniforms, which leave nothing to the imagination, Zach Helfand writes.

Has Gratuity Culture Reached a Tipping Point?
annals of etiquette ·

Zach Helfand writes about the history and changing etiquette of tipping employees in restaurants, coffee shops, bars, hotels, and other businesses.

A Parting Glass for the Ritz-Carlton’s Norman Bukofzer
sendoff dept. ·

One of the late, great barman’s best customers, Liam Neeson, presided from a “fecking” sickbed upstairs as drinkers toasted the guy who’d served Jodie Foster, Ralph Fiennes, Bono, Joe Torre, and Bette Davis, Zach Helfand writes.

A Coup at the WestView News
the wayward press ·

A succession battle involving a fight for the patronage of Sarah Jessica Parker threatens to stop the presses at a Greenwich Village newspaper, Zach Helfand writes.

Reports of the Pay Phone’s Death Are Greatly Exaggerated
endangered species dept. ·

The city bid farewell to its “last pay phone” with much hoopla, Zach Helfand writes. Days later, one sleuth reported on several remaining phone booths—by making calls from said phone booths.

Invasion of the Robot Umpires
the sporting scene ·

Zach Helfand writes about the minor leagues testing the Automated Ball-Strike System. But isn’t yelling and screaming about bad calls half the fun of baseball?