Dog
Truth be told, I'm not an easy man. I can be an entertaining one, though it's been my experience that most people don't want to be entertained.…
On wanting a dog as a child: "What did I want for Christmas? A dog. What did I want for my birthday? A dog. What did I want on my ham sandwich? A dog. It was a deeply satisfying look of pure exasperation they shared at such moments, and if I couldn't have a dog, this was the next best thing."