Winky
Neil Yaniky is attending a seminar at the Hyatt put on by self-help guru Tom Rodgers. Everyone wears different-colored hats designating their levels. On a …
From the self-help guru's oatmeal metaphor: "This represents your soul in its pure state. Your soul on the day you were born. You were perfect. You were happy. You were good. Now, enter Concept No. 2: crap."