Gleason
Fiction by Louise Erdrich: “The boy stood, frail and skinny, in the snow with a sad look on his face and a gun in his hand.”
"What can I do for you?" — a bank president's calm response to finding a kidnapper at his door with a gun
Life in the centerfold.
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