Gwyneth v. Skier: You Be the Judge!
Two London playwrights prep for “Gwyneth Goes Skiing,” a comic play about Gwyneth Paltrow’s legal battle with an optometrist over a crash on the slopes in Deer Valley, Anna Russell writes.
"I'm the Goop-founding, door-sliding, 'Shakespeare in Love'-ing, Academy Award-winning, consciously uncoupling mother of Apple, vagina-candle-making Hollywood superstar." — Linus Karp as Gwyneth Paltrow